thatfunnyblog: i might still be ugly but i used to be uglier
A QUICK LESSON ON CROPS AND WHIPS FROM YOUR...
satan-doge: iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: THIS IS A CROP IT DOES NOT MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE IT CAN LEAVE BRUISING BUT WILL NOT CUT YOUR SKIN THIS IS A WHIP IT DOES MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE IT PROBABLY WON’T LEAVE BRUISING BUT CAN CUT YOUR SKIN NOW GO FORTH AND WRITE ACCURATE PORN I JUST SPAT CRANBERRY JUICE ALL OVER MY HOMEWORK AND DESK BECUASE OF THE END OF THAT.
I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply,...– Pablo Neruda (via ceeandycanes)
unicornmunch: here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you: hug go on walks while holding hands smile kiss cuddle have cute little dates have movie nights take adorable pictures go new places try new things fall in love brutally fuck you look at the stars do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
I hate not being good enough. I don’t don’t deserve anyone, I really don’t. I have these wonderful friends, and my amazing girlfriend that supports me with everything, invites me places, talk to me, and cares for me. But I’m not smart enough, not good enough, i’m not beautiful and talented. And i know it’s just a teenage-confidence thing, i truly do know that....
Have you ever missed someone you literally want to just curl up into a ball and just sob until they get back
My Fandoms in a Quote
Sherlock: "We solve crimes, I blog about it, and he forgets his pants"
Doctor Who: "Bit of Earth, bit of alien, bit of...whatever the hell that is."
Harry Potter: "I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could have been killed. Or worse, expelled."
Merlin: "I have fought griffins, witches, bandits. I have been punched, poisoned, pelted with fruit and all the while I have to hide who I really am because if anyone finds out Uther will have me executed. Sometimes I feel as though I'm being pulled in so many directions I don't know which way to turn."
Cabin Pressure: "'The customer is always: wrong, rude, late, witless, loud, drunk, thieving and sly.' I suppose ‘witless’ sort of covers stupid."
The Avengers: "Let's do a head count here. Your brother, the demi-God; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and you, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them."
Supernatural: "I'm sending death a damn fruit basket."
I’m not fascinated by people who smile all the time. What I find interesting is...– Unknown (via melancholyquotes)
iwillburnthecakeoutofyou: moffnat: iwillburnthecakeoutofyou: If I ever call you ‘a little shit’ it means I love you. unless you’re 12 then it means i really really hate you She speaks the truth.
It hurts so ever much when the people you love the most, are not okay. That they are broken, and sometimes sad and depressed. And even worse is when some of them won’t tell you. They will joke it off, I’m not saying they need to tell me all about their problems But please don’t fucking tell me you are alright when you are not. You can say you’d rather not talk about it, or...
ineedahiddlevention: whoranwithlarry: teenie-batch: Roses are red, Sherlock’s blood too, there’s pain in John’s voice, “He’s my friend let me through” Get out I’m not even in that fandom and I felt pain in my chest when I read that jesus christ
I can’t make words flow As the poets make them flutter Nor can I paint an imagine on your mind Like the finest artist inspires I can not write you beautiful stories Like all great authors tells but I can love you with all my heart which is all that I’ve got
The night sky shines bright Forever and before oblivion A kiss last so short it isn’t worth a moment But it still is Even though everything will end in oblivion End all great things will fall Let me have my little eternity with you And be happy once and for all
no but seriously why
Kili: WE ARE NOT INFECTED HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT BILBO HOW COULD YOU TURN ON US LIKE THIS WE TRUSTED YOU AND FOR GOD'S SAKE WE ARE NOT INFECTED
Kili: OKAY YEAH WE ARE INFECTED, SOOO INFECTED, LIKE ITS DISGUSTING AND TERRIBLE AND YOU DO NOT WANT TO EAT US
Have you ever felt like you are surrounded with the most stunning, smart, complex, amzaing human being ever, and you just look at yourself, and feel like this awkward loser who shouldn’t be there, with the rest of the amazing people.
napoleonbonerhard: basses-and-angels: I JUST FIND THIS SO FUNNY REVERSED 7000% DONE WITH YOUR SHIT “excuuuuse me bitch”
gothicstan: gothicstan: taylor and harry broke up i guess you could say she went the wrong direction please laugh i literally waited two months to make this joke
bigrnac: I hate having to go places super early especially when that place is school
Fili and Kili you little shits: a haiku
superwinchesterbrothers: Fili and Kili where are the fucking ponies you guys had one job
tomlinsarse: i’m about to cry my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches then he started to cry and ran off and yelled they all...
lordofthepringles: If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.